Henry's mood plummeted when he realized that small elves had painted the halway lavender.

WHAT THE FUCK.

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I JUST READ IN THE NEWSPAPER THAT AMERICAN APPAREL IS COMING TO MADISON. GREAT TIMING, GUYS. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER, AND YOU WAIT UNTIL IT'S TIME FOR ME TO LEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAVE.

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FUCK YOU WORLD.

FUCK YOU.

Ahahahahahaha

You Are a Spork

You have a playful, eccentric sense of humor. You are creative. You see the world in bold colors. You are a dabbler. You love to experiment. You aren't an expert in anything, but you know a little about everything.

What Utensil Are You?

She stepped on a silver butterfly.

I went to the Burlington Coat Factory today and bought tights, a lavender sunhat, and a white top. Pictures will be up later.
Golly, that store is a mess, but I do love the prices so!!

And this is from a while ago, when I was experimenting with layering:

Skirt on top- Mom

Skirt on bottom- Mom

Jacket- Sear's

Belt- ?

I found the jacket on clearance for only five dollars. It was a great day.

Oh, and I think I'm moving...
To southern California.
This blows. I haven't told any of my friends yet, or Rocket Club, or my almost-boyfriend. I'm not sure if it'll be ok...
*sigh*
I'll still be blogging, though. Hey, why do you look so disappointed?

OMG YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Exciting, no?

Now watch me get a bangs tan. That wouln't surprise me, since I already have

1. a glasses tan

2. a shoe tan

3. a watch tan

4. and a farmer's tan.

I want new hair

Pink...

Or blue.


Wow, sorry 'bout the creepy mannequins. But I think wigs are fun.

*I found these on Ebay*

New hat

I got home from T(eam) A(merica) R(ocketry) C(hallenge) finals in Virginia last week, but I haven't felt like blogging for the longest time.
So, first post in a super long time...

But I got this hat in a Smithsonian gift shop. I am now hunting for a frilly shirt to wear with it :)


It's supposed to be George Washington's tricorn hat, but everyone told me I looked like a pirate.
What do you think?

Moon boots

As the weather gets warmer, I find myself growing nostalgic for snow... if only as an excuse to buy a pair of MOON BOOTS.

:)

Oh, yes. Click on the pictures to get a bigger/better/shinier view.

My life is boring

And my posts are boring too. I took this picture just to have a picture to put on this blog...mmmph.

You can't even see what I'm wearing, so I'm not even going to bother...

Plus I have writer's block, so my Script Frenzy script is at a dead end already.

Oh, and I'm watching Sense and Sensibility now.

Wait, wait, hold up!! Yeah, I went through my mom's closet today, but I still have to take pictures of the wonderful things I found there in the depths...AND, Daddy left some clothes at home (He's in California right now) so I tried on a pair of his shorts and they fit kind of high-waisted, they just need a belt but they kinda make my butt look really big...

Anyway, you'll have to wait. I found a TON TON TON of stuff, so it will take me a superly long time to post about everything.

Yay! Now I feel cheered up!

Jittery feet

Oh boy oh boy I just finished writing an English essy, and I was so pumped I started dancing to the sound of the printer.

Doesn't feel like spring to me.

Yesterday was the first day back after spring break, so it was shove the books back into the backpack and put the boobs back into the bra.

So sad.

Anyway, it's for some reason STILL ridiculously cold here in Madison, and I'm really wanting to wear my skirts... well, at least I saw the sun this morning. It looked especially happy today for some reason. It lit up the glass on the doors and people's hair and everything glowed and smiled.

I smiled too.
:)

Sniff me.

Ha! My cardigan now smells like a mixture of cardboard, X-acto knives, sawdust, Epoxy, and latex gloves.

Why?

Rocket club had a building session today.
I, of course, wasted immense amounts of Epoxy and grappled extensively with the shrinky wrap.

Jesus, I'm a geek.

Ours wasn't even pink.
>.<

What makes me happy:

First of all, the random picture of the day:
(From here)

Wahhh!!! So, when Leaping Moose (codename of The Cute Boy) walked into English this morning, I was just like,

YES!!!

because he was wearing this amaazing grey long-sleeved shirt...a little more fitted, but not TIGHT tight...he didn't look like a manslut at all...it said DEFY EVERYTHING in yellow at the front...and oh what a front...and he had the sleeves rolled up...he has niice arms...why is it sooo so so so so hot when boys roll up their sleeves??

But in every class I have with him (which is a lot), he sits RIGHT behind me...and I can't even look at him...can you say sexual frustration?

Sex.

Health class started a new unit.


Guess.

"Wait, if girls have a hymen, then how do they pee?"
"Oh, we have three holes!"
"Really?"


"Now, is size really necessary for a woman's satisfaction?"
"YEAH!!!!!!!" (Say all the boys.)
"Actually, nooo..."
"Yeah, it's not the size, it's the MOTION!"


Oh, this blog is so boring without pictures! Here, I'll put in a random one. Not of sex, I can see your eyes lighting up...

End of the day

Ah, the Monday of Mondays...SURVIVED!

Yess, nothing is unconquerable!

Actually, we got surprisingly little homework, and also, I finished the last bit of my huuuuge English project today, so, yay!

The Cause of Teenage Depression

NOOOOOOOO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKETY FUCK FUCK SCHOOL TOMORROW I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY ENGLISH PROJECT I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK WHAT THE FUCK WILL I DO NOW I DON'T WANT TO EVEN GO OUTSIDE IT'S TOO FUCKING COLD AND I'M NOT READY YET AND FUCKKKKK

Why boys should never wear girlypants.

My God, my mother just told me that my dad used to wear bellbottoms and curl his hair.

Which is...both disturbing and highly amusing.

So. What do we learn from this?

1. REAL MEN DO NOT WEAR FEMININE PANTS.
2. I WILL LAUGH AT ANY WHO DO.

Why I Hate Winter

Our driveway is encased in ice.

Sometimes I Wish I Were a Man

I'm not joking...

Ok. Reasons.

1. No periods

2. Wouldn't have to worry about birth control

3. And have you ever read the Theif Lord? You know that detective, Victor? And how he has all these false mustaches and beards? Well, it just made me sad, because I can't use such awesome disguises!!

>.<>

Yay! It's sunny!

Yeah, well, I was really glad today...It was raining in the morning, but later on the sun came out, and we actually finally got to play tennis today. Last week it poured every single day, and we weren't able to practice.

Oh, and the place where my dad works now, (California! Can you believe it?) he says this show called the Office wants to use one of the conference rooms in the building! And it's going to be on TV! And there will be famous acters there! I think it'll be exciting.

Rush Hour and Fanfiction Sex

Mmm.

Just got back from Rush Hour 3.

Good fun.

I wasn't quite sure why it was called Rush Hour, but I guess it doesn't really matter. It was hilarious.



I also found this new fanfiction. It's now my very favorite, probably because it features the Weasley Twins...

Here's the link:

http://prillalar.com/fic/stories/000213.php


It's a little strange, because she has sex with two boys---but I think, since it was the Weasley twins, it was the only way that seemed right.

(I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE I'M READING FANFICTION!)