The Dancing Muffin

Henry was trapped in the particle accelerator again--- and this time, Caroline wasn't there to help him.

2008-09-03T14:06:00.000-07:00

Sorry for being such a terrible poster. Again.

Polo- Izod
Bow- Came with a pair of jeans
Skirt- China
Pants- Pajamas!
Hair poofs- China

Uhm. I just really like these pants. They're made of this supersoft fabric and I love the leaf print. They're nifteh. But I didn't really wear this outfit... you know, out. Maybe because there was nowhere to go that day.

Nope, I haven't got a life.

Aoo

2008-08-27T15:15:00.001-07:00

Applehead. It's Japanese and their myspace can be found here.

God, I feel like shit.

"Love," remarked Caroline, "is terribly depressing."

2008-08-19T22:23:00.000-07:00

I've neglected this blog for far to long, but now I'm back again!!

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Well, the TV isn't here yet, but I can still squeal while watching the ad for the U.S. version of Kath and Kim.

Willya look at that teal jumpsuit!!

Said the fox unto the elephant: "What am I doing in Africa?"

2008-08-11T20:05:00.000-07:00

More oldness. Methinks I should play dress-up more often.

Top- pajama top (yes, again. I'm lazy)

Pants- Mama

Shoes- Mama again

Man, those shoes PINCH!!!!!!!! But they're so worth it.

Heh heh, I had some trouble getting decent shots of the shoes, but these are the best ones.

And,

WOOT WOOT!

I watched the men's synchronized diving today, and China won the gold.

But man.

The Germans were SO. DAMN. HOT.

*sigh* :D

Don't you just love seeing hunky men in Speedos getting alllllllllll wet?!

Henry's mood plummeted when he realized that small elves had painted the halway lavender.

2008-08-08T18:17:00.000-07:00

WHAT THE FUCK.

I JUST READ IN THE NEWSPAPER THAT AMERICAN APPAREL IS COMING TO MADISON. GREAT TIMING, GUYS. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER, AND YOU WAIT UNTIL IT'S TIME FOR ME TO LEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAVE.

FUCK YOU WORLD.

FUCK YOU.

Thousands of male models lined up at the gate to watch the Queen polish up her watermelon dispenser

2008-08-03T15:56:00.000-07:00

I love these for some reason. I think they're like the classic slick-spy sunglasses, only better. You know, because they're yellow.

So here's the Polyvore set! Bright colors, leather (please pretend it's pleather), lots of gadgets, red red lipstick, AA tights (of course) and a gun.

Oh, and have you noticed the new mascot on the sidebar? Be sure to say hello to Muffin!!

My oily forhead.

2008-08-02T12:34:00.000-07:00

I'm sorry I havent' been commenting on your blogs. The house is in disorder and I'm pretty busy with packing and everything. (Expect irregular posts...)

But I did see the Series of Unfortunate Events again on tv last night. It really isn't the best movie I've seen, but I love the look of the whole thing: sort of quirky, but dark. I enjoyed the costumes very much!
HAPPY HAPPY CRUNCH BUNNY.

I love Violet's coat. And her shoes. And her hair.

Sorry about the small pictures. But here you see Violet's lovely dress:

I do like her fishnet sleeves:

Oh, Klaus is so cute.

...

He must be older now, right?

The horses frollicked across a field of anchovies...

2008-07-31T10:18:00.000-07:00

Blurriness!

Top- It's actually a pajama top

Bottoms- China

Necklace- Museum shop

I wish I could show you better pictures; the top has this delightful jolly print of sailboats, and the cuffs of the pants have little blue flowers...

Ahahahahahaha

2008-07-28T22:33:00.000-07:00

You Are a Spork

You have a playful, eccentric sense of humor.
You are creative. You see the world in bold colors.

You are a dabbler. You love to experiment.
You aren't an expert in anything, but you know a little about everything.

What Utensil Are You?

Timothy fluttered and blushed prettily.

2008-07-28T15:23:00.001-07:00

This is my hat.
Sadly, my head is ever-so-slightly too large for it, and my glasses and pigtails sort of add to the problem. But it's all right if I wear it with my hair down, I think.

For some reason I have this vision of myself walking along the seaside in this hat, with the wind in my hair, and the waves crashing on the rocks below me... It's early morning, and there's a handsome, dark haired man walking toward me (in slow motion of course) and his open shirt is flapping in the wind.

Ok, never mind about that last part.

But anyway, I need to pimp out this hat. The bow is lame, and the rhinestone thingy you see in the front is quite tacky. I'll find a thick ribbon somewhere, maybe. And fabric flowers. And plastic fruit, cuz da ladies dig dat.

Pink or white ribbon, do you think?

She stepped on a silver butterfly.

2008-07-26T15:43:00.001-07:00

I went to the Burlington Coat Factory today and bought tights, a lavender sunhat, and a white top. Pictures will be up later.
Golly, that store is a mess, but I do love the prices so!!

And this is from a while ago, when I was experimenting with layering:

Skirt on top- Mom

Skirt on bottom- Mom

Jacket- Sear's

Belt- ?

I found the jacket on clearance for only five dollars. It was a great day.

Oh, and I think I'm moving...
To southern California.
This blows. I haven't told any of my friends yet, or Rocket Club, or my almost-boyfriend. I'm not sure if it'll be ok...
*sigh*
I'll still be blogging, though. Hey, why do you look so disappointed?

A tutu...TRANSFORMED.

2008-07-24T18:17:00.001-07:00

Now it's a tutu...

And now it's not!!!!!!!!!!

Yups. You know I'm strange.

I found this tutu hiding in the back of the closet... all poofy tulle and spandex, but it was too small! So I had to wear it as a headdress instead.

I just flipped it upside down and put it on my head.

Instant awesomeness.

Damn, she's raw.

2008-07-23T10:10:00.000-07:00

Of course you know Tavi.

Or, at least, you should. If you don't click *HERE*.
I mean it.
Right now.

Then read *this article*.
If you're not angry, then here's the perfect site for you...
*STUPID IDIOT CLUB STORE*

Anyway, what the article basically says is that Tavi is probably a 20-something posing as a 12-year-old kid, and that no girl at age twelve could be stylish and articulate.

How very offensive and condescending. I hate *ahem* dislike people like these. They think that now they're all grown up, nobody younger is worth their time. They don't believe that young people are capable of anything...

GRARRRRRR, I'm just so disturbed and outraged by this whole thing; I'm a huge fan of Tavi's, she writes a great blog, and I know she's fo' real. I can't believe anyone would write such spiteful things about her.

OMG YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-07-21T11:12:00.000-07:00

Exciting, no?

Now watch me get a bangs tan. That wouln't surprise me, since I already have

1. a glasses tan

2. a shoe tan

3. a watch tan

4. and a farmer's tan.

Camera still dead

2008-07-19T14:10:00.001-07:00

This is what I wore yesterday to see Hellboy.
I don't know why I'm wearing all brown. Except for the scarf, of course.
^-^

Scarf- Some shop in Paris

T-shirt- Kohl's

Skirt- China

The movie was awesomely awesome, of course. There was this wonderful scene where Hellboy was in the shower.

You should go see it if you haven't already. And tell me what you think of Selma Blair's new look... especially her haircut.

Oh, and speaking of haircuts? I got one today! Very simple: just bangs straight across and the rest was trimmed to shoulder-length.

I'll probably get a picture up for you tomorrow or something.

Wooooot

I love it!!!

quick post

2008-07-17T18:59:00.001-07:00

Delightful.

Found on Etsy.
Click *HERE* for details and to buy

Who's excited to see Hellboy?!

2008-07-17T11:28:00.000-07:00

I AM!!!!!!!!
I'm going on Friday with my friend and her odd (yet strangely sexy), kilt- wearing brother.
Fuck, yeah.

Here's the outfit of the day:

I'm sorry everything's so blurry, but my camera died again. I had to use the webcam, which is really a piece of shit in disguise.

Top- Kohl's
Skirt- Secondhand button-up
Headband- Knitted by yours truly...
(You can't even see it, but it's purple, and I'm very proud of it.)
Slippers- China

Sorry, But I couldn't be bothered to put on real shoes.

Anyway, I tried the shirt-as-skirt thing, and I really like how it looks. But it's so awfully short. I don't think I'll be wearing it out anytime soon.

Maybe I'll find a bigger shirt.

Suspenders Galore

2008-07-14T11:38:00.001-07:00

I just found the greatest site ever.

Seriously.

It's a website that just sells suspenders!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(click the picture to got to suspenders.com)

My favorite band...

2008-07-14T11:21:00.000-07:00

...is Muse.

I love their music, but also their pretty graphics.

You can click HERE and HERE to look at their online store.
These are my two favorite t-shirts:

I found these on their Myspace page:

Oh yeah, I've been tagged...

Mmm...

I'll do it later. I feel too lazy right now. ;)

I am sad. Sad. Sad.

2008-07-10T12:31:00.000-07:00

My face was looking deformed again.

Dress- given to me by my favorite aunt

Jacket thing- Macy's

It's not much, but I liked the colors.

I wore this on the last day of school, I think.
Which was weeks and weeks and lifetimes ago.
I miss people so much... and something else.

Disguised...

2008-07-08T16:19:00.000-07:00

Some inventive USB designs!

Anne Morgan incorporates usb flash drives into her jewelry...

And these are "humping dogs" that you can get on the ThinkGeek website.

Fun, eh?

I'm sorry, miss--- but you clash with the furniture.

2008-07-03T10:01:00.000-07:00

Please ignore my face.

Top- secondhand

Skirt- made by Grandma

Sandals- China

Headband- made by me

I bought a huge bundle of hair elastics at the Dollar Store (which, by the way, are NOT FUCKING ELASTIC--- what a joke), and since they were pretty much usless, I just knotted a few of them together and made a nifty headband!

Woot woot.

Oh, what a coincidence!

2008-07-02T14:06:00.000-07:00

I was going through my math notebooks (which are really my sketchbooks, because I never actually do math in class) and I came upon this drawing:

(The girl has fish ears)

BAMMMMM!!!!!
Doesn't this kind of look like the dress that I just posted below?!

old, old, old

2008-06-30T13:55:00.001-07:00

Ok, these pictures were taken a couple of months ago, actually. They were sitting in my camera, and I'd completely forgotten about them...

Vest- Mommy
Tee- Kohl's
Skirt- Mommy (I have a lot of her clothes)
Socks- Target
Boots- Secondhand

The skirt was suuuuuuuper tight. In fact, I tried it on recently, and ripped right in half.
:'(
WAHHH! It was so sad.

quick post

2008-06-29T11:52:00.000-07:00

Fish?
Mermaid?

*link*

Styleshake equals great!

2008-06-28T15:08:00.000-07:00

God, I'm so addicted. I looooooooove Styleshake!
These are some of mine...
(Click HERE to see more)

Sorry, there's a lot. I went kind of crazy.

This is a picture of a real dress. I love how she pinned the big neck frill in the middle.

2008-06-26T12:24:00.000-07:00

I found this online fashion magazine called Thread on the BBC website... apparently, it's "dedicated to bringing you the latest in eco-fabulous style."

The site's pretty confusing, so be sure you switch to the HTML version.

These are my three personal favorites. :)

PS: Still haven't figured out how to upload pics from my camera, and I probably won't for a loooong time. Uuurgh.

Obsessed

2008-06-26T11:40:00.000-07:00

So Inspector Lewis was on PBS last Sunday, and I've been daydreaming...

Of James Hathaway. I love this show.

Sorry, this is really random and I'll probably delete this post later. Oh well.

Psycadelic stewardess!

2008-06-24T10:10:00.000-07:00

On my recent trip to DC with my rocket club, we visited this Smithsonian museum of... Air and Space, I think it was. Anyway, there was one highlight I'd like to share with you...

60's stewardess uniforms.

Pucci designed these for Braniff Airlines...

With bubble helmets to protect their hairstyles...

The Gemini 4 collection:

I love the bright colors and prints. Don't you?

More stuff I want

2008-06-23T11:06:00.000-07:00

So lately I've been obsessed with pencil skirts for some reason.

American Apparel (navy blue)

And the red looks nice too.

I've been digging (once again) through my mother's closet, but none of her skirts fit me right.

I must go shopping. Soon.

I've been gone for a long time.

2008-06-20T14:30:00.000-07:00

Gahh...I've been gone for a loooong time; I guess I just didn't feel like blogging.

Well, OK. I was being lazy.

But I'm back in case...anyone missed me?

Anyway, I did finally finish coloring in some of my drawings and put them up on deviantart.

Not much, but still.

Oh my God, I'm so glad it's summer vacation! Maybe by tomorrow I'll figure out how the camera works so I can upload my outfit pics!

See ya.

Wow...

2008-05-31T16:06:00.000-07:00

From American Apparel:
I could never wear this. But it's strangely appealing.

I want new hair

2008-05-26T14:13:00.000-07:00

Pink...

Or blue.

Wow, sorry 'bout the creepy mannequins. But I think wigs are fun.

*I found these on Ebay*

New hat

2008-05-25T18:17:00.000-07:00

I got home from T(eam) A(merica) R(ocketry) C(hallenge) finals in Virginia last week, but I haven't felt like blogging for the longest time.
So, first post in a super long time...

But I got this hat in a Smithsonian gift shop. I am now hunting for a frilly shirt to wear with it :)

It's supposed to be George Washington's tricorn hat, but everyone told me I looked like a pirate.
What do you think?

Sorry, Another youtube post

2008-05-04T16:06:00.001-07:00

But listen to this, it's so worth it
Check out her other songs, she is so talented, but not a lot of people listen to her
Her voice is so sweet.

Blue

2008-05-04T15:03:00.001-07:00

I plan to wear this on Monday.

T-shirt- tennis
Skirt- China

Oh dear

2008-05-02T18:45:00.000-07:00

My friend just told me that she'll be scarred for life because she saw her father dancing around in the kitchen to "I'm Too Sexy".

Anyway, I'm feeling a little uninspired, plus just exhausted, but here's Imotosis by Andrew Bird.

I love him, he's a sexy beast.
Plus I like his clothes, especially his socks!

Moon boots

2008-04-23T20:31:00.000-07:00

As the weather gets warmer, I find myself growing nostalgic for snow... if only as an excuse to buy a pair of MOON BOOTS.

Oh, yes. Click on the pictures to get a bigger/better/shinier view.

Half-day at school

2008-04-16T11:56:00.000-07:00

I finally found time to take a few pictures of these dresses I found in my mother's closet.

Dress Numero Uno: the shoulder pads kind of weirded me out at first, but I lOvE the collar.

I really like this one, the print is just dreamy. I love how it floats... But I'm not sure what to wear with it. It's sleeveless, and I'd like something to cover my arms.

Now a piece of randomness: I was on the bus yesterday and I saw the Cute Boy Who Sits In Front Of Me In Math and I was debating whether I should go say hi, but by the time I'd made up my mind, it was too late and it would have been akward.

Instead I squealed into my friend's ear how cute he was...

PS! All three teams from my school's rocket club qualified for Finals, so we are going to Virginia soon! Wish me luck.

My life is boring

2008-04-06T19:15:00.000-07:00

And my posts are boring too. I took this picture just to have a picture to put on this blog...mmmph.

You can't even see what I'm wearing, so I'm not even going to bother...

Plus I have writer's block, so my Script Frenzy script is at a dead end already.

Oh, and I'm watching Sense and Sensibility now.

Wait, wait, hold up!! Yeah, I went through my mom's closet today, but I still have to take pictures of the wonderful things I found there in the depths...AND, Daddy left some clothes at home (He's in California right now) so I tried on a pair of his shorts and they fit kind of high-waisted, they just need a belt but they kinda make my butt look really big...

Anyway, you'll have to wait. I found a TON TON TON of stuff, so it will take me a superly long time to post about everything.

Yay! Now I feel cheered up!

Nuts, I'm pregnant again.

2008-04-01T07:26:00.000-07:00

April Fool's!!

Hahahhahaha. (Not really.)

But it's also the start of SCRIPT FRENZY!!!

Super exciting, ok?

Jittery feet

2008-03-27T19:40:00.000-07:00

Oh boy oh boy I just finished writing an English essy, and I was so pumped I started dancing to the sound of the printer.

Sinusoids.

2008-03-27T19:10:00.001-07:00

Eurghh, I am so tired...I just spent an hour drawing graphs of sines...and cosines...and tangents...and also csc and sec and cot.
I hate math. Ok, I'll admit that I get an adrenaline rush from simplifying monstrous fractions, but drawing graphs= not that fun for me. At least the lines were squiggly.

Anyway, I wore a pair of baggy pants to school today, so OF COURSE it rained, and OF COURSE my pants dragged in the puddles and got soaked... so I just changed into a skirt when I got home.

Sweatshirt- Hanes
Skirt- made by a tailor in China. Actually brighter and whiter than the picture shows.
Book- Tamar by Mal Peet. One of the best books I've read in a while. I'll write a review sometime in the future.

Mmmmmmmm... nothing special, but quite comfy.

Doesn't feel like spring to me.

2008-03-26T07:31:00.000-07:00

Yesterday was the first day back after spring break, so it was shove the books back into the backpack and put the boobs back into the bra.

So sad.

Anyway, it's for some reason STILL ridiculously cold here in Madison, and I'm really wanting to wear my skirts... well, at least I saw the sun this morning. It looked especially happy today for some reason. It lit up the glass on the doors and people's hair and everything glowed and smiled.

I smiled too.
:)

First outfit post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-03-24T09:47:00.000-07:00

Yyyyep! Cover your eyes, ladies and gentlemen...

Ok...
1. Cardigan- Mommy
2. Dress- old old old from I don't know where
3. Book- Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert A. Heinlein
4. Pink fuzzy socks- Christmas present from friend
5. Purple slippers- China

And...Bunny clip- no idea.

I...Ok, you can see I have no sense of style at all. BUT YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!

I'll shut up now and go listen to Billie Holiday.

Happy happy Easter to you.

2008-03-23T16:10:00.000-07:00

It's Easter and there's not a single chocolate egg in the house. We finished the pink Peeps bunnies a week ago. It's lonely.

On a different and rather contradictory note, I watched Hellboy on TV...well, actually, I missed the first half of it--- but it was pretty good. At first I thought it was going to be some cheesy science fiction movie, but I really liked it. There was action, drama, humor, violence, and romance.

Everything you need to make a good movie.

Again, sorry for the shit photos!! I had to copy-paste into Word, then copy-paste THAT into Paint, and somehow it made the picture of Liz really blocky and stylized.....

Anyway. I really liked Liz--- I don't know if you can tell, but her eyes just look so sad and tired and haunted.

Now Mr. Hellboy, he had really strange red plasticky muscles, but I found the character still really likeable. There was something about his sense of humor and stupid fearlessness that made the tense moments feel better.

:) Yay!

Ok, end of post (i.e. dinnertime).

Inspired!! By manga

2008-03-21T12:26:00.000-07:00

Megatokyo is a webcomic by Fred Gallagher. Sorry for the bad pictures, but seriously, these aren't the best. Clicky-click the link above and check out the site.

I mean, the frills! The fantasy-style outfits! The art! The cuteness!!!!!!

Droooooool...

2008-03-17T11:47:00.000-07:00

I just got a Stylehive. It's sooo pretty.

Meeeeeeep. I'm superly excited.

I haven't figured the thing out just yet. But I will, I will, I will.

Artsy...art.

2008-03-15T16:02:00.000-07:00

YES there's a naked lady. YES, there's a severed head.

Untitled N0.69 by Cindy Sherman

The Executioner Presents John the Baptist's Head to Herod by Bernardino Luini

The Bath of Psyche by Lord Leighton Frederic

Quack

2008-03-14T20:48:00.000-07:00

Animal Arrangement

Death by cuteness!!
Polyvore = my weapon of choice.

Moo

2008-03-08T20:45:00.000-08:00

Blehhhhh, I'm so bored. Nobody reads this blog. I've nothing to say.

And so I leave you with a pickup line and a Youtube vid:

"Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!"

Strange ideas...

2008-03-03T19:52:00.000-08:00

I was doing some research for my Romeo and Juliet project (i.e. procrastinating on the 'net)
When I realized how fun these men's pants are...

Wouldn't these be nice if they were slightly (okay, alot) de-puffified and highwaisted? Worn with multicolored tights?

Ehh, apologies for the strangeness. I promise it's temporary!!

Full of cake

2008-03-02T19:12:00.000-08:00

Yippee! I went to Borders today and bought Un Lun Dun and the Queen Geek Social Club.

I'm so excited for the extreme hardcore reading that will follow.

I saw The Sweet Far Thing there, too, but it was in hardcover and too expensive. Ah, the sweet pain of waiting for that book!!!!!!!!! Wahhh!!

*Sniffle, sniffle.* Anyway, I just stuffed my face with carrot cake, and I loved every moment of it. See, this is a moment when I'm thankful for songs like Baby Got Back. Boy, that song gives me self esteem.

Birthday List

2008-02-29T07:18:00.000-08:00

1) Reading material:

2) And more reading material

3) A kitty? A pony? A panda?

4) A belt, because the Perfect Pants still elude me.

5) Johnny Depp's body, as before.

Proud of my butt.

2008-02-25T17:44:00.001-08:00

Oh my GOD! What a coinky-dink!

I remember laughing hysterically while watching this video on Youtube a few days ago...

And guess what song I just heard on the radio?!

I just feel like dancing right now, I'm so happy.

Pretty latte!

2008-02-24T17:13:00.000-08:00

I just came across a lovely little Wikihow on how to make latte art!

Usually I detest food art, but these are too pretty.
How could you bear to drink these, though?!

Rockets!

2008-02-23T18:09:00.000-08:00

I found the pictures of the last launch session!

I dig big rockets.

Yup, that's me. Dressed, as Pavel commented, like a Mongolian warrior. I think that's pretty badass.

Anyway, we went to Bong today (I know, BONNNG, right? But the park is seriously called that) and, well, it was just amazing. We made so many innapropriate jokes we creeped out the majority of the guys in our club.

Hot dentist

2008-02-22T13:06:00.000-08:00

I went to the dentist this morning, and I was very pleasantly surprised by my hot new dentist.

^___^

However, I don't think I was very attractive, as my mouth was stretched wide open and my eyes were squinting at the light.

Afterwards, we went to ACE to buy some salt for the icy sidewalk (why does that store always smell so gross?) and I saw it.

The Aerogarden.

They are so pretty and expensive and I want one!

I'm in school.

2008-02-21T07:40:00.000-08:00

Just Add Rice. By me.

La la la. I have nothing to say today, so I'll just stick this Polyvore set here.
You can see that I'm addicted to all things Asian and adorable. (Like me).

Oh, wait, last night I saw my first ever lunar eclipse. It was cold. But still very groovy.

Post-Valentine's.

2008-02-15T20:45:00.000-08:00

The day after the day of lurrve.

I wish I could say that I didn't post yesterday because I was just plain pooped out from all the love, but...that wouldn't be true.

I was just bored yesterday.

But today was happy, because we FINALLY FINALLY got to start a book in English class. We'd been doing grammar for the longest time, and it was mindnumbingly boring. So now we've started Romeo and Juliet---the first book this semester.

Feels like a Monday

2008-02-07T07:16:00.001-08:00

Roarrr, yesterday I endured two complete hours of hardcore shoveling...

My jaws were frozen, my speech slurred, and I felt like some sort of epic hero.

It was great.

Even more impossible!!!!!!

2008-02-06T14:18:00.000-08:00

ANOTHER snow day!!!!!!!

This is fucking amazing.

And it's Chinese New Year, so it makes the day even more perfect.

Too bad Daddy is in Alaska.

AsiaJam

2008-02-05T17:19:00.000-08:00

If only I had the money...
Sigh.

Buy these for me here.

Sniff me.

2008-02-03T20:16:00.000-08:00

Ha! My cardigan now smells like a mixture of cardboard, X-acto knives, sawdust, Epoxy, and latex gloves.

Why?

Rocket club had a building session today.
I, of course, wasted immense amounts of Epoxy and grappled extensively with the shrinky wrap.

Jesus, I'm a geek.

Ours wasn't even pink.
>.<

Furniture and a THAT white t-shirt!

2008-02-01T20:15:00.000-08:00

That top I was working on is now de-humunguhfied and I'm almost done with it!! I only have one sleeve left to sew (ooooh, like in that fairy tale).

I tried it on and it actually fits really well, considering how I cut into it blindly (and rather stupidly, I admit); it's quite long and I think I'll wear it as a dress. I'm really excited!

Oooh, and even my crappy haphazard stitching is holding up quite well...I used pink thread because I couldn't find any white.

Movisi's Q-Couch: These couches are modular, so you can take them apart. They're lightweight, versatile, and colorful and pretty!!
Did I just say versatile?! Writing is hard without the Word thesaurus.

LOLOLOLOL.
Clam juice.

At school, legs and shirt.

2008-01-31T07:17:00.000-08:00

Ok, so since yesterday was off, I decided to take this huge shirt that my mom had, and kind of rework it, make it smaller, etc. I couldn't find any white thread, so I used pink...But that's ok. I think. I didn't finish it; ran out of time...

And I managed to finally shave my left leg!! See, I was shaving a few days ago, doing it as quietly as possible so my mother wouldn't find me. But somehow, she noticed my silence or something, so she basically told me to get my butt moving and not take so long in the bathroom. I only finished one leg...So, for a few days, I had a smooth right leg and a furry left leg.

Hahaha.

The impossible has happened!!

2008-01-30T13:47:00.000-08:00

SNOWWWWWW DAYYYYY

Or rather, cold day. It's about -50 degrees out, so I guess they finally had to close the school today.

Oh my god. This never happens. Our high school is apparently "academicaly superior" or something, so snow/cold days are ridiculously rare.

Wow! I feel sooo good today; I worked on my Biology project, added a list of blogs, a hit counter, and a little clock to this blog (isn't it cute!) and I scanned in about sixty-three pages of artwork into my computer.

Whoooo!!

Jane Austen...

2008-01-26T20:13:00.000-08:00

Just watched two movies, adapted from Persuasion and Northanger Abbey. They played on PBS during the weeks when I was studying for finals, so my mom taped them for me and I watched them both today.

The boy is cute. >___<

Apologies for the crappy picture.

I thought Northanger Abbey was the more amusing of the two. Persuasion was superly good too, but in a different way. It just felt a little bit sadder, to me. But the woman who played Anne was amazing.

I'm sorry if this is stupid, but I like the movie adaptions better than the books. I mean, the dancing! The gorgeous men! The dresses! The music! The breathtaking landscape! Movies just do it for me better, in this case.

Rough Stuff

2008-01-17T18:59:00.000-08:00

I really should be working on my essay on OF MICE AND MEN, but I...well, I don't feel like it. Luckily, it's only a rough draft, so I guess I'll just make it...extra rough.

And I already wasted lots of time while trying to work illegally downloading music. Ah, the little pleasures in life.

My mind is so completely blank and my mom thinks I'm still working on my essay but she's getting impatient because she wants to watch Korean dramas on the laptop. So I'll just stop now.

Not on drugs. I swear.

2008-01-11T20:01:00.000-08:00

Ohh, my God! Leaping Moose talked to me today!

He asked me what quedarse meant. I told him it was "to complain". Of course, when I looked it up later, quejarse was to complain. Is it surprising that I screwed it up?

Anyway, I'm going to go forage for some of that leftover Halloween candy (my mother hid it somewhere) and stuff myself and then hope it all goes to my boobs, not my thighs. Yep, I'm an optimist!!

It's a CD! Neat, huh?

Found a neat new happy-making site. Linkage here.

Pain

2008-01-10T19:51:00.000-08:00

Uck, it just stopped snowing.

Sure, snow is pretty at first when it's still all white and perfect and peaceful, but the morning after, when you get all excited and go out with your camera, it's already slushy and brown.
I'm sure this symbolizes how easily innocence is lost, or something of the sort, but I don't know.
Really, snow is not at all poetic.
Poets who compare snow to purity and virginity and soft blankets obviously never lived in Wisconsin.
When you're walking to the bus stop in the morning, all you think is, it's fucking cold and my pants are frozen solid!!!

What makes me happy:

2008-01-09T14:24:00.000-08:00

First of all, the random picture of the day:
(From here)

Wahhh!!! So, when Leaping Moose (codename of The Cute Boy) walked into English this morning, I was just like,

YES!!!

because he was wearing this amaazing grey long-sleeved shirt...a little more fitted, but not TIGHT tight...he didn't look like a manslut at all...it said DEFY EVERYTHING in yellow at the front...and oh what a front...and he had the sleeves rolled up...he has niice arms...why is it sooo so so so so hot when boys roll up their sleeves??

But in every class I have with him (which is a lot), he sits RIGHT behind me...and I can't even look at him...can you say sexual frustration?

Sex.

2008-01-08T14:22:00.001-08:00

Health class started a new unit.

Guess.

"Wait, if girls have a hymen, then how do they pee?"
"Oh, we have three holes!"
"Really?"

"Now, is size really necessary for a woman's satisfaction?"
"YEAH!!!!!!!" (Say all the boys.)
"Actually, nooo..."
"Yeah, it's not the size, it's the MOTION!"

Oh, this blog is so boring without pictures! Here, I'll put in a random one. Not of sex, I can see your eyes lighting up...

End of the day

2008-01-07T19:39:00.000-08:00

Ah, the Monday of Mondays...SURVIVED!

Yess, nothing is unconquerable!

Actually, we got surprisingly little homework, and also, I finished the last bit of my huuuuge English project today, so, yay!

The Cause of Teenage Depression

2008-01-06T19:30:00.000-08:00

NOOOOOOOO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKETY FUCK FUCK SCHOOL TOMORROW I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY ENGLISH PROJECT I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK WHAT THE FUCK WILL I DO NOW I DON'T WANT TO EVEN GO OUTSIDE IT'S TOO FUCKING COLD AND I'M NOT READY YET AND FUCKKKKK

Why boys should never wear girlypants.

2008-01-02T15:52:00.001-08:00

My God, my mother just told me that my dad used to wear bellbottoms and curl his hair.

Which is...both disturbing and highly amusing.

So. What do we learn from this?

1. REAL MEN DO NOT WEAR FEMININE PANTS.
2. I WILL LAUGH AT ANY WHO DO.

Umm, a little late?

2007-12-29T19:26:00.000-08:00

More like, a lot late, actually.
Oh, well. Presenting...my Chrismas Fantasy Wishlist!!
Because I couldn't think of anything when they actually asked me. Maybe I'll look at some of those post-holiday sales...

-Pants that aren't too huge or too small
-An iPod touch (or just an iPod, instead of this *!#%#?&! crappy mp3 player.)
-Yarn
-Legwarmers
-Neon green mittens (really!)
-Johnny Depp's bodyyyyyyy

Actually, I kind of did get the yarn and legwarmers.
Well.
I got a skein of yarn, and I was planning to knit my own legwarmers. But my mother finally became so fed up watching me fumble around with what looked like a teal polyester porcupine that she decided to knit them for me herself.
And now she's knitting mittens.
Uh-oh.

Err, on a less ominous note, I just want to say how NICETY NICE NICE this week's been so far:

-No school
-Slouching around the house in sweatpants and no bra
-Being able to get immense amounts of stuff done even at a sluggish pace

YAYEE!!

Oh, that reminds me, see, I was walking to class one day and I suddenly thought of something really funny, so I felt like smiling. But I couldn't smile, because then people would think I was strange. So I kept trying not to smile, but the more I tried not thinking about it, the more I wanted to smile. And in the end, I was so happy I couldn't hold it in any longer and I just started laughing. I mean, it wasn't even the sort of silently-chuckling-to-oneself laughing, it was loud, mad, insane-asylum chortling. It was soooooo fun.

So, better out than in.

Why I Hate Winter

2007-12-06T17:49:00.001-08:00

Our driveway is encased in ice.

Wow!

2007-11-29T20:37:00.000-08:00

I mean, really: WOW.

I have written nineteen pages (NOT double-spaced, mind you) for Nanowrimo. That's pretty amazing for me. It's the longest thing I've ever written in my life. Even though it's not near 50000 words, I'm still happy.

On the flippy side, I've got writer's block.

Sometimes I Wish I Were a Man

2007-11-25T19:34:00.000-08:00

I'm not joking...

Ok. Reasons.

1. No periods

2. Wouldn't have to worry about birth control

3. And have you ever read the Theif Lord? You know that detective, Victor? And how he has all these false mustaches and beards? Well, it just made me sad, because I can't use such awesome disguises!!

>.<>

Yay! It's sunny!

2007-08-27T19:44:00.000-07:00

Yeah, well, I was really glad today...It was raining in the morning, but later on the sun came out, and we actually finally got to play tennis today. Last week it poured every single day, and we weren't able to practice.

Oh, and the place where my dad works now, (California! Can you believe it?) he says this show called the Office wants to use one of the conference rooms in the building! And it's going to be on TV! And there will be famous acters there! I think it'll be exciting.

Stardust

2007-08-19T18:56:00.000-07:00

So, I just saw Stardust yesterday. It really is an enchanting movie. I'm so in love with Tristan...

And Septimus was pretty funny as a ghost.

The cross-dressing pirate! Aaaaargh!

More of Tristan...sigh...

Isn't her dress pretty? It's all dark blue and ruffly at the bottom...I wish I lived in a time when I could wear those dresses.

I love Tristan. He's so gorgeous, and sweet...I want someone as nice as he is! :D

Rush Hour and Fanfiction Sex

2007-08-12T18:16:00.000-07:00

Mmm.

Just got back from Rush Hour 3.

Good fun.

I wasn't quite sure why it was called Rush Hour, but I guess it doesn't really matter. It was hilarious.

I also found this new fanfiction. It's now my very favorite, probably because it features the Weasley Twins...

Here's the link:

http://prillalar.com/fic/stories/000213.php

It's a little strange, because she has sex with two boys---but I think, since it was the Weasley twins, it was the only way that seemed right.

(I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE I'M READING FANFICTION!)

Dramione???????????

2007-08-09T09:21:00.000-07:00

Wow...I really hate fanfiction, but lately I've been obsessed with Harry Potter. It's like I can't get enough of it, and I'll stoop that low to get more.

Fanfiction...urggggghhh.

I just can't believe that the books are over.

But the fanfictions are so horrible! They have pairings of Draco and Harry, Pansy Parkinson with Hermione, Ron and Harry...

And I found this video of a "Dramione"...thingie. I kind of hated the idea that people would mess with JK Rowling's books and twist them like this, but it was also...strangely...fascinating.

Maximum Ride

2007-08-07T15:54:00.000-07:00

THE BOOK.
I did not like the way the author wrote the book. I LOVED the characters, the names, the plot, the basic idea of it, but the style was too simple. And the summary at the back said that Max was really funny, but Max was very rarely funny...

THE MOVIE
I saw the commercial for it, and the actress playing Max looked way older than fourteen, and much too girly. The voice was so cheesy and fake it made my ears bleed, and I wanted to puke. I liked the way she unfurled her wings, though. They better make Fang and Ig look good to make up for the casting of Max, though.

PS. I hope Fang is not emo. He's strong and silent and handsome, but not EMO. I will die if Fang is emo in the film. Because I love him.

Harry Potter movie.

2007-08-03T11:59:00.001-07:00

YUM.

Men from Harry Potter are hot.

1. But I do think Daniel Radcliffe looked better in the last movie.

2. Emma Watson is a pretty horrible actress. She's pretty, but not good at acting.

3. Prof. Umbridge's character could have been exaggerated more. I was not really satisfied with her.

4. Cho and Harry's relationship wasn't really developed that well. Cho didn't break down crying at all, they just kissed, and it didn't show them breaking up, so how is Harry supposed to get going with Ginny (HIS TRUE LOVE!!) in the next movie??! People won't get this unless they read the book.

5. Hermione is supposed to be nerdy and frantic and, endearingly, a smarty-pants. In the movie, she is girly and a bit cheesy.

6. Dumbledore was cheerful and had twinkly eyes in the book. In the movie,though, he...wasn't. Remember that part when he arrives at Harry's hearing late, and he says he must have missed the owl? Well, he was supposed to say it lightly and cheerfully. Instead, he didn't smile at all. It was like---well---taking the Dumbledore-ness out of Dumbledore.

7. Harry yelled alot in the book. He had...mood swings and sudden bursts of unreasonable anger. Not in the movie, he didn't.

7. The Weasley Twins aren't shown nearly enough here. They are so sexy, but I liked them in the fourth movie best. That was when I fell completely in love with them....

But still pretty great. ^___^